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A sword fight is going on in the final round of BoB, where the top
gunman will be decided. THE FINAL ROUND OF THE 3RD BoB IS A SWORD-FIGHT!?
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It is an unprecedented development! THE
FINAL ROUND OF THE 3RD BoB IS A SWORD-FIGHT!?
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THE FINAL ROUND OF THE 3RD BoB
IS A SWORD-FIGHT!?
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The contestants are Kirito, the rookie beauty, whose star is
on the rise, THE FINAL ROUND OF THE 3RD BoB IS A SWORD-FIGHT!?
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And Death Gun, around whom unsavory rumors of having killed a player
in the real world THE FINAL ROUND OF THE 3RD BoB 1S A SWORD-FIGHT!?
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By shooting him in-game. THE FINAL
ROUND OF THE 3RD BoB IS A SWORD-FIGHT!?
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THE FINAL ROUND OF THE 3RD BoB
IS A SWORD-FIGHT!?
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Kirito, having displayed her astonishing technique of deflecting bullets
with her sword, THE FINAL ROUND OF THE 3RD BoB IS A SWORD-FIGHT!?
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Has been generating a lot of buzz since the prelims,
THE FINAL ROUND OF THE 3RD BoB IS A SWORD-FIGHT!?
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But Death Gun, no less skilled as a swordsman, is overwhelming
Kirito as we speak. THE FINAL ROUND OF THE 3RD BoB IS A SWORD-FIGHT!?
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THE FINAL ROUND OF THE 3RD BoB
IS A SWORD-FIGHT!?
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Meanwhile, Kirito is at the mercy of repeated attacks by Death
Gun's estoc, THE FINAL ROUND OF THE 3RD BoB IS A SWORD-FIGHT!?
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And is facing an uphill battle. THE FINAL
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THE FINAL ROUND OF THE 3RD BoB
IS A SWORD-FIGHT!?
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Moreover, Death Gun has driven Kirito into a corner with his fearsome
multiple thrust technique. THE FINAL ROUND OF THE 3RD BoB IS A SWORD-FIGHT!?
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THE FINAL ROUND OF THE 3RD BoB
IS A SWORD-FIGHT!?
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Will the lovely swords woman Kirito fall to this evil
sword? THE FINAL ROUND OF THE 3RD BoB IS A SWORD-FIGHT!?
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THE FINAL ROUND OF THE 3RD BoB
IS A SWORD-FIGHT!?
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Everyone's anticipating the outcome of this battle.
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THE FINAL ROUND OF THE 3RD BoB
IS A SWORD-FIGHT!?
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This has been News Headlines. THE FINAL
ROUND OF THE 3RD BoB IS A SWORD-FIGHT!?
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SWORD ART OFFLINE 2
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Hello, everyone.
It's now time for Sword Art Offline 2.
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Host A sun a Hello, everyone.
It's now time for Sword Art Offline 2.
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Host
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Host A sun a I'm
your host, A sun a!
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I'm your host, A sun a!
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Commentator Kirito Commentator
Sinon I'm your commentator, Kirito.
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Commentator Kirito Commentator
Sinon And I'm your commentator, Sinon.
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This program is an info-variety show,
bringing you all the news about Gun Gale Online.
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Sinon, can you tell us what you think
about the BoB final turning into a sword fight?
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The fact that gunmen, including myself,
who should totally have the upper hand,
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are getting wiped out by swordsmen
is pathetic, to be honest.
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If only my scope hadn't been destroyed,
I could've taken part in that battle, too!
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Well, it was only at the end
that Death Gun used that sword,
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and till then, he'd been using his gun the whole time,
so I don't think that makes gunmen pathet—
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Cut it out!
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Right! Forgive me!
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A-Anyway, do you have a chance
of beating that Death Gun?
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To tell you the truth, it's going to be difficult.
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As swordsmen, we're equal.
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No, he might actually be better than me.
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I don't know if I can beat him now...
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That's not true!
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You were able to slash
the bullet I fired from up close.
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Nobody but you could ever hope to pull that off.
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Sinon?
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Sinon...
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So there's no way you'd lose to that guy!
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Be confident in yourself, Kirito!
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All right, Sinon!
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I'll defeat Death Gun for sure!
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I promise.
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All right, let's get Sword Art Offline 2 started!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE 2
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Trivia Master: Yui
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In GGO, there aren't any teleport gates or
crystals like there were in SAO. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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But with automobiles, buses, armored tanks,
and three-wheeled buggies, Trivia Master: Yui
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it does have a wide selection of
transportation. Trivia Master: Yui
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One oddity among these choices is
the Robot Horse! Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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Its greatest asset is its ability to navigate off-road
terrain that normal vehicles can't handle, Trivia Master: Yui
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such as such as cliffs and swamps.
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Trivia Master: Yui
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However, mastering a Robot Horse requires long
hours of diligent training. Trivia Master: Yui
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I think I'm gonna work on my riding skills by
asking Daddy to be my horse! Trivia Master: Yui
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This has been Sword Art Trivia 2!
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PLAYBACK CORNER
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In this segment, we select
various scenes from episodes
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included on the Blu-ray or DVD,
and comment on them along with our guest.
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Today, let's playback
Sword Art Online 2 Episodes 10-12!
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First, here's a scene from Episode 10.
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It's all right.
Just leave me here.
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Hey, why didn't you just leave me
and make a run for it?
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Well, because I could never
abandon a comrade and run off.
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But what were you going to do
if you got shot, too?
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If you get shot by Death Gun,
you might die in real life, you know!
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Aren't you afraid of dying?
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Well, of course I'm afraid.
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But I'm even more afraid
that you might die, Sinon.
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If it means letting you get killed,
I'd rather die myself.
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Idiot...
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All right, here's the next scene! Enjoy!
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If only I'd kept it together more...
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You don't have to
beat yourself up over it.
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Even I didn't realize that
he was hiding near you.
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If our roles had been reversed,
I would've been the one hit by a tranquilizer.
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And in that case,
you would've rescued me.
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Am I right?
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Look, you, do you have any idea
how I was feeling at that moment?
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N-No, not a clue.
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I was humiliated!
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To think that I was being consoled
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You don't know how pissed I was!
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I think I kind of know
where Sinon's coming from.
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If someone consoles you when you're all tensed up,
it's really annoying, right?
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Hey, come on...
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But deep down, you also feel really happy.
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Right? Sinon?
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All right, here's the next scene! Here you go!
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If... I'm just saying...
What if Death Gun's cloak works even in the city?
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Being able to disappear even in the city...
this cloak is serious business.
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Yes. It had to have been a glitch!
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But if you lure him somewhere he'll leave clear footprints,
like a desert or the water,
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couldn't you virtually
neutralize its invisibility powers?
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That's true, but on the other hand,
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it's just about impossible to detect him
where there would be no footprints.
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That's right! Meaning that if he wanted to,
he could sneak into a private room or even a locker room.
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So it was a blessing in disguise
that Death Gun had no interest in any of that, right?
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Meaning that perverts who disguise themselves as women
and try to peek into the girls" locker room...
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...are even more despicable than Death Gun!
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Give me a break about that, will you?
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All right, here's the next scene! Here you go!
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He's fast!
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Seeing it again,
this Yamikaze guy sure is fast!
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He's the ultimate AGI build.
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By never standing still,
and running endlessly at top speed,
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he can keep his opponents
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What's wrong, A sun a?
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Uh, nothing! Um...
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Those speedy, rustling moves of Yamikaze...
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Um, uh, I was thinking
they reminded me of a "c...'
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Right, now that you mention it...
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Dressed all in black,
making those rustling movements,
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he is like a cockroach!
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Thanks to your observation, A sun a,
GGO's AGI builds, already a dying breed,
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just received their death blow.
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I-I'm sorry! That wasn't my intent at all!
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This has been Playback Corner!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE 2
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Trivia Master: Yui
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The pistol Death Gun carries is a handgun called
the Type 54 Black Star. Trivia Master: Yui
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This gun is a Chinese copy of the Tokarev TT-33
produced in the former Soviet Union, Trivia Master: Yui
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and because it has a star symbol embossed
on its black grip, Trivia Master: Yui
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it's known as the Heixing, which means
"Black Star" in Chinese. Trivia Master: Yui
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As copies, you might expect them to
be shoddy goods, Trivia Master: Yui
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but the 7.6 mm bullets used in the Heixing are full metal
jacket bullets, covered in sturdy steel, Trivia Master: Yui
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and because of their high velocity, they can easily
pierce a bulletproof vest. Trivia Master: Yui
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If you let down your guard because they're copies,
you might end up getting hurt! Trivia Master: Yui
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This has been Sword Art Trivia 2!
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COUNSELING CORNER
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In this segment, we'll be hearing from various people
living in the SAO2 world,
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and we'll be solving their problems in a flash!
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We're going to slash and hack away at the problems
our viewers sent in to the show!
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Actually, since we've received so many emails
from Kirito and Sinon's fans,
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all saying the same thing,
we're going to resolve that problem!
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Clients
All of Kirito and Sinon's fans
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Clients All of Kirito and Sinon's
fans "During the BoB final live-stream,
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Clients All of Kirito and Sinon's fans there was a shot of Sinon
and Kirito hugging in a cave, even though they're both girls.
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Clients
All of Kirito and Sinon's fans
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Clients All of Kirito and Sinon's fans What
kind of relationship do those two have?"
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Clients
All of Kirito and Sinon's fans
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Do they mean that time when Kirito was trying
to calm down Sinon who'd started panicking?
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Oh, so they did think
we were both girls, after all.
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Well, you brought it on yourself.
I mean, you seemed really into it yourself!
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Maybe you should just go on
passing yourself off as a girl!
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No! Not on your life!
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This should be a good time to tell all the GGO players
that I'm a guy and set the record straight!
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- You can't do that, Kirito!
- Huh? Why not?
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Because there are so many people
who've become your fans, thinking you're a girl!
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You can't just shatter their dreams!
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But I don't want to pass myself off as a girl!
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And besides, my cover will be blown eventually!
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The way you are right now, you'll be fine!
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And I'll help you turn
into a proper girl myself!
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Huh?
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First of all, we'll have to change that get-up.
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Let's see... since you look cute right now,
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I think a skirt's the thing!
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How about a flared miniskirt with pink checkers?
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Th-That's not...
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Wear a white blouse on top,
and how about a uniform-type coat?
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And if you coordinate all that
with black knee socks...
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N-No, I told you, that's not for me!
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And anyway, at this rate people will start thinking
that Sinon's into girls, right?
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You wouldn't want that either, right, Sinon?
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Oh, that wouldn't bother me!
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If we tell everyone that, then I won't have to worry
about guys making moves on me!
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Whaaat?
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I mean, if we tell people
that you're my female friend,
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there wouldn't be a problem, right?
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B-But then couldn't we just tell them
that I'm your male friend?
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Like I said before,
that would shatter your fans" dreams, so no!
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Besides, if people found out that you're a guy,
Sinon's fans will make you pay!
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I see.
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All right. All right, then.
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I just have to pass myself off as a girl, right?
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That'll do!
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All right, let me ask you again.
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What kind of relationship do you have?
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Uh, she's my female friend?
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Th-That's me!
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All you fans out there,
it seems that they're female friends!
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This has been the Counseling Corner!
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Am I doing the right thing?
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The time has come to say goodbye.
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Kirito, what did you think of today's show?
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Well, apparently I'm going to
have to pass myself off as a girl in GGO,
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but it feels like I was forced into it.
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I think I should've come out as a guy, after all...
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You really need to man up!
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We've already decided that
you're going to pass yourself as a girl, so deal with it!
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O-Okay, I will!
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Huh? Pass myself off as a girl, but man up?
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Huh?
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